RICE FIELD REBELS
From the various rice fields of XinJiang, Wuhan, Busan, and Punjab, we combined forces to make the ultimate infinity grain of rice irresistible to thick Latinas, wholesome Asian girls, insatiable Europeans and more. Tell us how many bags you want!
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"With great rice comes great responsibilities."
~Confucius ~
Andrew:
From the rice fields of Korea to the concrete jungles of NYC, from corporate finance to becoming Asian Tony Robbins. He has the ability to connect with anyone anywhere.
Always dressed to impress, he looks like a Burning Man cult leader. Wherever he goes, he brings the fun. He is the embodiment of positive vibes and energy. He is a true social butterfly but in a straight masculine way. Not only will he steal your girl, but all your crypto bro friends.
Mike: The Yellow Hulk
Destroyer of skinny jeans and negative Asian stereotypes. Mike went from the rice fields of China to the corn fields of Nebraska.
With his superior Asian hip genetics, he perfected the squat so heavy and so deep, his glutes became the envy of Black women around the world.
Instead of using his Chemical Engineering degree to end world hunger, he choses to spend his time yelling at other Asian men on Reddit for playing too much video games and being a sissy boy.
Romeo: The Latin Lover
Trilingual, no wait... quadrilingual. This guy flirts better than Carlos when it comes to flirting with Latina baddies.
Cultured in Spain, hes half Chinese rice, half Spanish rice... a true Chinito Castellano.
Top J: The Brown Top G
Accountant by day, fitness enthusiast by night. He's like Ben Affleck in the movie "Accountant" but without the autism.
Top J is a man of discipline. He is able to stay shredded year around despite being surrounded by butter chick and curry. Women find him irresistible like rice biryani.
A pro photographer with a Sony G-Master, he can make the average joe look like an Adonis.